Lose Control? No way!
Remote chance
That I’ll surrender
The remote.
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Weatherman Job Insecurity
Same forecasts
All Texas summer –
Recorded.
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Like This One
Drive thru wait
When fast food is slow –
Write haiku.
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* The haiku I write are lines of 3-5-3 syllables instead of 5-7-5.
See Haiku article here for explanation, if needed:
http://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/08/08/haiku/
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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2012.

Chuckle…
Every one of these is a keeper. Definitely brightened my day. Thanks.
Glad you enjoyed. A day without haiku is like a day without….uh…haiku.
How about a fast Haiku drive through – or would that be unhealthy?
Maybe that’s what my drive throughs are, since my haiku are 3/5/3 instead of 5/7/5.
Love the twist in the last one, Dennis!