July 19, 2012 by thebardonthehill
The Feller Named Greg
There once was a feller named Greg
Whose smeller was set up to meg.
No one, when he sneezed,
Was decibel pleased.
’E’en the deaf said to reduce it a peg.
© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2012.
Posted in Humor, Limericks, My Poems | Tagged < META name = "keywords" content = "Greg, bard on the hill, decibel" >, Dennis Lange, humor, humour, limerick, loud sneeze, poems, poetry | 9 Comments
what about the “squeakers”?
That’s a different breed entirely. I’ll have to think about that one.
Okay, where on earth did you get the idea for this one??? Can’t wait to hear.
Real life experience!!! I know a Greg who has an explosive sneeze. His voice is always in it so it’s loud.
[...] This poem was motivated by Linda Willows’ question, “What about the squeakers?” in a comment below my first sneezing poem: http://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2012/07/19/the-feller-named-greg-by-dennis-lange/ [...]
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um. is this live? +)
Hahaha… My husband had a sneeze like that. You would swear it would wake the dead. Sheesh!
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