The Feller Named Greg by Dennis Lange
July 19, 2012 by thebardonthehill
The Feller Named Greg
There once was a feller named Greg
Whose smeller was set up to meg.
No one, when he sneezed,
Was decibel pleased.
’E’en the deaf said to reduce it a peg.
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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2012.
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what about the “squeakers”?
That’s a different breed entirely. I’ll have to think about that one.
Okay, where on earth did you get the idea for this one??? Can’t wait to hear.
Real life experience!!!
I know a Greg who has an explosive sneeze. His voice is always in it so it’s loud. 
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um. is this live? +)
Hahaha… My husband had a sneeze like that. You would swear it would wake the dead. Sheesh!