A headline says Hugh Hefner married
(We thought the next would have him buried);
Surprise that was, except in saying
He’d wed – the news was, too, conveying
That younger woman to him wedded
(No one ‘gainst that would e’er have betted).
That’s no surprise since Hef does molder,
And there’s no woman that is older.
Hugh Hefner (86) married Crystal Harris (26) on Dec.31, 2012.
© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2013.