Werther had a love for Charlotte
…Such as words could never utter;
Would you know how first he met her?
…She was cutting bread and butter.
Charlotte was a married lady,
…And a moral man was Werther,
And for all the wealth of Indies
…Would do nothing for to hurt her.
So he sighed and pined and ogled,
…And his passion boiled and bubbled,
Till he blew his silly brains out,
…And no more by it was troubled.
Charlotte, having seen his body
…Born before her on a shutter,
Like a well-conducted person,
…Went on cutting bread and butter.