The Sweet Tweet Seat by Dennis Lange

There once was a congressman named Wiener,
Who is now just a fading has-beener.
…His seat has been taken;
…Democrats forsaken;
And a Republican is declared the new weener.

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Other Wiener limericks:

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/06/02/hes-a-weiner-by-dennis-lange/

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/06/06/when-a-weiner-is-a-loser-2-by-dennis-lange/

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/07/28/wu-and-weiner-woes-by-dennis-lange/

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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2011.

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