Cereal Killers
CK 1:
Officer
Kills with bear hug squeeze:
Cap’n Crunch.
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CK 2:
As ghosts – scare;
Men faint; put in graves:
Boo-Bury.
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CK 3:
Cold, wacky;
A bit psychotic –
Frosted Flakes.
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CK 4:
Burn at stake,
Those heartless killers –
Post Toasties.
Victims known
As Crispy Critters –
Death by fire.
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*CK 2 – Boo-Berry
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* The haiku I write are lines of 3-5-3 syllables instead of 5-7-5.
See Haiku article here for explanation, if needed:
https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/08/08/haiku/
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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2012.
I love Cap’n Crunch…i hate when they mess with it by adding berries or peanut butter.
One shouldn’t mess with Mother Nature…errrr…that is, with perfection. 🙂
Oh, surely, these will become CLASSICS!
I should hope so!!!! 🙂 Just kidding. I have written a handful of poems that I hope have staying power. I’ve yet to publish a couple of them here. One of these days, though….