A pupil in a poetry class was asked to write a short verse using
the words “analyze” and “anatomy”. Here is what he wrote:
My analyze over the ocean,
My analyze over the sea,
My analyze over the ocean –
O, bring back my ana-to-my.
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From The Speaker’s Book of Illustrations by Herbert V. Prochnow
The Bard on the Hill 
This is a “laugh-out-loud” one for sure!