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mWIHC4M


I can’t spend the night in Poughkeepsie,
Though I’m tired and the whole world seems tipsy.
I’ve farther to go
And must not e’en slow.
I’m footloose and free as a gypsy.

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photo by Karen Kelly at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mWIHC4M/vacancy

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2018.

 

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Jewish holocaust


The Germans, grown calloused to slaughter
Of Jewish man, wife, son, and daughter
Could go on their way
Not bothered all day
While just over there was the slaughter.

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We do the same regarding 2500 abortion murders per day.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2018.

 

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nYAxIQi


The Murdercrats (abortion) say:

The Donald’s a racist and halfwit.
We’ll squash him! Remove him! That foul zit!
But we are a voice
For women – pro-choice.
For we don’t mind murder e’en one bit.

His mouth has more lies than it has spit;
Besides, what we’re for, he’s against it.
While he stands for life,
We’ll give them the knife
For we don’t mind murder e’en one bit.

From outrage that’s moral, our big fit
Is thrown at the worst and Trump is it!,
   While firmly we’ve stood
With Planned Murderhood
For we don’t mind murder e’en one bit.

We’re Murdercrats and we’re proud of it.
The fires of Moloch we will keep lit.
Pro-murder is nice
And we’ll sacrifice
For we don’t mind murder e’en one bit.

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photo by Dez Pain at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/nYAxIQi/Blood+Stains+1

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2018.

 

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mtJLb4A

A couple of Lines got together;
Stayed indoors through all the bad weather.
They wanted quintuplets,
But produced just a couplet.
They’re still but two Lines altogether.

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photo by Gabriella Fabbri at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mtJLb4A/the+kiss

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

 

 

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mwYHMGi

Abortion count’s heard in abstraction,
And numbers are little distraction.
We go on our way,
And whistle all day.
In silence, we’ve found satisfaction.

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In the United States, 2500 human beings
are murdered by abortion every day and
most people don’t care.

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photo by paparabbit (Palmer) at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mwYHMGi/LOOK+LEFT

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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meLRoFY

It’s rude but I cannot stop yawning,
My lip that is upper, an awning.
My jaws won’t behave;
Mouth open, a cave.
Sun’s setting, but sleep is now dawning.

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photo by Juliane Riedl at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/meLRoFY/Lion

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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oosHgt2

(A liberal group is collecting money for Hurricane Harvey
victims to have abortions.)

 

Those thinking they’re wise are but fools,
And worse than mere killers – they’re ghouls.
In wake of the storm,
Intent on more harm,
For abortions they’d furnish the tools.

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photo by Elvis Santana at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/oosHgt2/clouds+1

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

 

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Kim Jong Un

Kim acts like a fool and a Kaiser,
And toward his own people’s a miser.
China’s backing that horse
Which has failed in its course.
I thought that the Chinese were wiser.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

 

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I often have thought it amazing
That the “In” in a club keep on hazing.
They loathed it. When through
Is this what they do? –
Out vengeful instead of out-phasing?

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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/nZ68hx2/Padlock

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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Where once they were panting and drooling,
The bridge love of liberals is cooling.
They can’t bear the word
That they’ve always heard
Since Donald’s the big Trump that’s ruling.

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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mhiqCTa/Old+man%27s+hand

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

 

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