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mmejzae

I suffered not much in the drilling;
E’en better I did with the filling.
But worst was to come –
I asked to be numb
For the pain at the time of the billing.

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photo by Marcelo Terraza at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mmeJzae/%3E+Dentist

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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orjjjn2

Don’t insult poor Hillary or Bill;
The rumor’s they don’t wait to kill.
If they cut your throat,
They’ll still get your vote –
The dead vote for Demos is real.
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http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/article/2602775

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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/orjJjN2/American+Graveyard

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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p4j7ari

If Hillary wins, we will wail.
We’ll soon see our coffin’s last nail:
A sign on the first dawn
On the White House front lawn –
AMERICA NOW IS FOR SALE.


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photo by Adrian van Leen at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/p4j7ArI/3-D+for+sale2

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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Your choices have limits, so listen.
Take Weiner, hoist high on the mizzen.
‘Cause stick by your boss,
You’ll double your loss.
And you won’t need a hubby in prison.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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The Weiner was kicked from the big House
But Huma still clung to the big louse.
He still has not changed
And Huma’s deranged
If Weiner’s not kicked from her small house.

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Other Weiner limericks:
https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/06/02/hes-a-weiner-by-dennis-lange/

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/06/06/when-a-weiner-is-a-loser-2-by-dennis-lange/

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/07/28/wu-and-weiner-woes-by-dennis-lange/

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/09/14/the-sweet-tweet-seat-by-dennis-lange/

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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I once saw a case of too many
(But maybe I was just a ninny).
I knew not the facts;
I just saw the acts.
But eight seemed much more than just plenty.

Eight coppers to do the arresting
Of one who seemed quite uncontesting
Was more than enough
For any young tough.
Were donuts free there for ingesting?


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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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I just made a trip to Virginny,
And saw all the sights – there were many.
Now after the roam
I’m headed for home.
There’s no better sight – No, not any!


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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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We know that this Clinton’s a liar
As promises from her mount higher:
“Here’s what I will do
‘Cause I care for you.”
Did I mention before she’s a liar?


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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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Korea’s cruel leader is boring
And when one man slept, not adoring,
Kim, not at all thrilled,
Had the poor fellow killed.
There was no defense for the snoring.

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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/05/13/n-korea-executes-defense-chief-for-falling-asleep-during-meeting-s-korea-spy.html

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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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My brain is too tired for much straining
A sonnet, right now, is too draining.
A limerick’ll do
So here’s one for you,
And me! since it’s me who’s complaining.

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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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