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meLRoFY

It’s rude but I cannot stop yawning,
My lip that is upper, an awning.
My jaws won’t behave;
Mouth open, a cave.
Sun’s setting, but sleep is now dawning.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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oosHgt2

(A liberal group is collecting money for Hurricane Harvey
victims to have abortions.)

 

Those thinking they’re wise are but fools,
And worse than mere killers – they’re ghouls.
In wake of the storm,
Intent on more harm,
For abortions they’d furnish the tools.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

 

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Kim Jong Un

Kim acts like a fool and a Kaiser,
And toward his own people’s a miser.
China’s backing that horse
Which has failed in its course.
I thought that the Chinese were wiser.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

 

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I often have thought it amazing
That the “In” in a club keep on hazing.
They loathed it. When through
Is this what they do? –
Out vengeful instead of out-phasing?

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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Where once they were panting and drooling,
The bridge love of liberals is cooling.
They can’t bear the word
That they’ve always heard
Since Donald’s the big Trump that’s ruling.

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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at
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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

 

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nshKofU


There’s little of time to be wasting
Since death is for all of us hasting.
This is a short trial
And in only a while
All men will be resting or basting. 

It may seem that I’m pessimistic,
But no, I’m just realistic.
That way I’ll prepare
With greatest of care
My life not in parts but holistic.

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photo by Patrizio Martorana at
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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

 

 

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I know that your life can be trying,
But you dandelions must stop your crying.
E’en though you’re now grounded,
By passing feet hounded,
The truth is that soon you’ll be flying.

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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at
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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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mmejzae

I suffered not much in the drilling;
E’en better I did with the filling.
But worst was to come –
I asked to be numb
For the pain at the time of the billing.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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orjjjn2

Don’t insult poor Hillary or Bill;
The rumor’s they don’t wait to kill.
If they cut your throat,
They’ll still get your vote –
The dead vote for Demos is real.
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http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/article/2602775

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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p4j7ari

If Hillary wins, we will wail.
We’ll soon see our coffin’s last nail:
A sign on the first dawn
On the White House front lawn –
AMERICA NOW IS FOR SALE.


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