Posts Tagged ‘defense’

Looking For Coloring Books

Crayolas –
They’ll color you dead
One hue – red.



Stalking Stalks

In the grass
And among the flowers –
Deadly stem.


Saw To See No More War

Here, we saw
Ruins left in Warsaw
That war saw.


Coloring – photo by Dave Dyet at http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mlJJ7rW/Military+1

Stalks – photo by Hans Thoursie at http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/2dRYZSc/Defense

Saw War – photo by Michal Zacharzewski at


* The haiku I write are lines of 3-5-3 syllables instead of 5-7-5.

See Haiku article here for explanation, if needed: https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/08/08/haiku/


© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2013.

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English: Hostess Twinkies. Yellow snack cake w...

Twinkie, Twinkie, golden bar,
Hostess brand has fallen far –
Bankruptcy, about to die;
If Twinkie follows, some will cry.
Twinkie, Twinkie, golden bar –
Will we wonder where you are?

Prim and proper cheer and shout;
They hope that you won’t be about;
Spoilsports decry your chemicals,
And say you aren’t nutritional.
Twinkie, Twinkie, golden bar –
Will we wonder where you are?

If no Twinkies, no defense
For men who eat them, lose their sense;
And those bad men will face their crime;
Go down death row or do their time.
Twinkie, Twinkie, golden bar –
Will we wonder where you are?

I had a Twinkie ere I sat
To write this poem – look where I’m at!
I did it on a sugar high;
Tis Twinkie’s fault, not I.  Not I!
Twinkie, Twinkie, golden bar –
The bard has fallen very far.


Photo by Evan-Amos


Third stanza – The term “Twinkie Defense” originated from the trial of Dan White, who shot and killed San Francisco Mayor George Moscone and supervisor Harvey Milk.  The widespread misconception is that the defense argued that White’s consumption of Twinkie’s affected his judgment and he thus shouldn’t have been accountable for the murders.  In reality, a defense witness testified that White’s consumption of Twinkies was evidence of depression, the grounds for a diminished capacity plea.  White was convicted of voluntary manslaughter, not murder.  See: http://www.snopes.com/legal/twinkie.asp


© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2012.

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