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I think that I’ve now lost a dear friend
Who’s now past the point where he can mend.
They took him away
All feeble and gray
For young folks to care for till the end.

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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at https://www.rgbstock.com/photo/n3hzesC/Old+man

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© Dennis Allen Lange, 2020.

 

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devil


For answers we search and we prod
Why murderers kill on this sod.
But one thing we know:
Their list will not show
A single one faithful to God.

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© Dennis Allen Lange, 2019.

 

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donkey

When you listen to crying and Murdercrat fears,
And media lying through crocodile tears,
You’ll miss the big news
They try to defuse:
The nation is better than it’s been in years.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2018.

 

 

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stop abortion now


That party should ever lie fallow;
Let’s bury them deep and not shallow.
Deserving, it dies
For murder it plies.
And may we its grave never hallow.

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Voting for Murdercrats makes one an accessory to the 2500
abortion murders that occur in this nation each day.

https://www.minenotthenine.com/2017/03/

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2018.

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Jewish holocaust


The Germans, grown calloused to slaughter
Of Jewish man, wife, son, and daughter
Could go on their way
Not bothered all day
While just over there was the slaughter.

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We do the same regarding 2500 abortion murders per day.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2018.

 

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The hunters all dressed in their camo
Had jeeps, special food, and much ammo.
In pj’s I’m feeding
An 8-point that’s eating
My corn, and I’m not even Rambo.

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*The photo is mine, taken in my front yard.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2018.

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Some humor is not quite as funny.
It’s salty, not sweet as pure honey.
It’s whimsy and wit,
And some laugh a bit
For they find this humor is punny.

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photo by Billy Frank Alexander at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mlKx9Ey/Monkey

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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         Ground Hog Day

I’m locked in a cycle of viewing
A movie that cycles renewing
    One day o’er and o’er –
    I watch more and more;
I’m doing what movie is doing.

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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2014.

 

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packer crowd

(Photo credit: glenn1964)

 

 

Visiting Football Player Makes The Lambeau Leap

          A player, not Packer, at Lambeau
          Made TD and acted like Rambo.
               He jumped in the stands,
               But fan with quick hands
          Used lighter and made him flambeau.

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In case you didn’t know: In the National Football League
in the U.S., the Green Bay Packers play at Lambeau Field.
Often, when one of their players makes a touchdown, he
goes to the back of the end zone and leaps into the fans in
the bottom rows.  They’re excited, of course, and help catch
him and slap his back in congratulation.  That jump is called
the Lambeau Leap.

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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2013.

 

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       The Trick Is The Treat

All Hallows’, the worry is witches;
Their curse might bring scurvy or itches.
   But those trick or treaters
   In turn, are big eaters.
It’s sugar that curses, swells britches.

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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2013.

 

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