Posted in Limericks, My Poems, tagged assissted living, bard on the hill, cannot mend, dear friend, decline, declining, Dennis Allen Lange, Distant Deposit No Return, feeble, good, gray, limerick, living with relatives, nursing home, old age" >, poems, poetry, poor health, retirement center on January 13, 2020| Leave a Comment »
I think that I’ve now lost a dear friend
Who’s now past the point where he can mend.
…They took him away
…All feeble and gray
For young folks to care for till the end.
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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at https://www.rgbstock.com/photo/n3hzesC/Old+man
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© Dennis Allen Lange, 2020.
Posted in Limericks, My Poems, Religious, tagged bard on the hill, Dennis Allen Lange, evil, limerick, murderers, not faithful to God, poems, poetry, Satan's Side, wicked on May 5, 2019| 1 Comment »
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For answers we search and we prod
Why murderers kill on this sod.
…But one thing we know:
…Their list will not show
A single one faithful to God.
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© Dennis Allen Lange, 2019.
Posted in Limericks, My Poems, politics, tagged bard on the hill, crocodile tears, Democratic Party, Dennis Allen Lange, limerick, make America great again, Murdercrats Media Smoke And Mirrors, poems, poetry, politics, roaring economy on November 2, 2018| 1 Comment »
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When you listen to crying and Murdercrat fears,
And media lying through crocodile tears,
…You’ll miss the big news
…They try to defuse:
The nation is better than it’s been in years.
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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2018.
Posted in Limericks, My Poems, politics, tagged abortion, accessories to murder, Democratic, Democrats, Dennis Allen Lange, limerick, plies, poems, poetry, politics, pro-choice, The Murdercrat Party on September 6, 2018| Leave a Comment »
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That party should ever lie fallow;
Let’s bury them deep and not shallow.
…Deserving, it dies
…For murder it plies.
And may we its grave never hallow.
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Voting for Murdercrats makes one an accessory to the 2500
abortion murders that occur in this nation each day.
https://www.minenotthenine.com/2017/03/
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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2018.
Posted in Limericks, My Poems, tagged abortion murder, Adolf Hitler, bard on the hill, daughters, Dennis Allen Lange, Germans, husbands, Indifference, Jewish holocaust, Jews, limerick, Nazis, old, poems, poetry, slaughter, sons, wives, young on March 12, 2018| Leave a Comment »
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The Germans, grown calloused to slaughter
Of Jewish man, wife, son, and daughter
…Could go on their way
…Not bothered all day
While just over there was the slaughter.
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We do the same regarding 2500 abortion murders per day.
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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2018.
Posted in My Poems, tagged 8 point buck, bard on the hill, camouflage, Dennis Allen Lange, feeding deer corn, hunters, limerick, pajamas, pj's, poems, poetry, Rambo, Ssssh! Don't Tell Them! on January 4, 2018| Leave a Comment »
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The hunters all dressed in their camo
Had jeeps, special food, and much ammo.
…In pj’s I’m feeding
…An 8-point that’s eating
My corn, and I’m not even Rambo.
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*The photo is mine, taken in my front yard.
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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2018.
Posted in Humor, My Poems, tagged bard on the hill, Dennis Allen Lange, funny, humor, laugh, limerick, poems, poetry, pun, salty sweet, The Wordplay Quip, whimsy, wit on January 15, 2017| Leave a Comment »
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Some humor is not quite as funny.
It’s salty, not sweet as pure honey.
…It’s whimsy and wit,
…And some laugh a bit
For they find this humor is punny.
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photo by Billy Frank Alexander at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mlKx9Ey/Monkey
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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.
Posted in Limericks, My Poems, Sports, tagged bard on the hill, Dennis Lange, Green Bay Packers, limerick, National Football league, poems, poetry, touchdown, Visiting Football Player Makes The Lambeau Leap on December 12, 2013| Leave a Comment »
(Photo credit: glenn1964)
Visiting Football Player Makes The Lambeau Leap
A player, not Packer, at Lambeau
Made TD and acted like Rambo.
He jumped in the stands,
But fan with quick hands
Used lighter and made him flambeau.
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In case you didn’t know: In the National Football League
in the U.S., the Green Bay Packers play at Lambeau Field.
Often, when one of their players makes a touchdown, he
goes to the back of the end zone and leaps into the fans in
the bottom rows. They’re excited, of course, and help catch
him and slap his back in congratulation. That jump is called
the Lambeau Leap.
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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2013.
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