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mwYHMGi

Abortion count’s heard in abstraction,
And numbers are little distraction.
We go on our way,
And whistle all day.
In silence, we’ve found satisfaction.

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In the United States, 2500 human beings
are murdered by abortion every day and
most people don’t care.

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photo by paparabbit (Palmer) at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mwYHMGi/LOOK+LEFT

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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meLRoFY

It’s rude but I cannot stop yawning,
My lip that is upper, an awning.
My jaws won’t behave;
Mouth open, a cave.
Sun’s setting, but sleep is now dawning.

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photo by Juliane Riedl at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/meLRoFY/Lion

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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Kim Jong Un

Kim acts like a fool and a Kaiser,
And toward his own people’s a miser.
China’s backing that horse
Which has failed in its course.
I thought that the Chinese were wiser.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

 

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I often have thought it amazing
That the “In” in a club keep on hazing.
They loathed it. When through
Is this what they do? –
Out vengeful instead of out-phasing?

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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/nZ68hx2/Padlock

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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Where once they were panting and drooling,
The bridge love of liberals is cooling.
They can’t bear the word
That they’ve always heard
Since Donald’s the big Trump that’s ruling.

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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mhiqCTa/Old+man%27s+hand

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

 

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I know that your life can be trying,
But you dandelions must stop your crying.
E’en though you’re now grounded,
By passing feet hounded,
The truth is that soon you’ll be flying.

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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mpqOmdG/Dandelion+meadow

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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mmejzae

I suffered not much in the drilling;
E’en better I did with the filling.
But worst was to come –
I asked to be numb
For the pain at the time of the billing.

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photo by Marcelo Terraza at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mmeJzae/%3E+Dentist

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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p4j7ari

If Hillary wins, we will wail.
We’ll soon see our coffin’s last nail:
A sign on the first dawn
On the White House front lawn –
AMERICA NOW IS FOR SALE.


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photo by Adrian van Leen at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/p4j7ArI/3-D+for+sale2

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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Your choices have limits, so listen.
Take Weiner, hoist high on the mizzen.
‘Cause stick by your boss,
You’ll double your loss.
And you won’t need a hubby in prison.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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There was a young man from the city
Who saw what he thought was a kitty.
He gave it a pat,
Said nice little cat –
And they buried his clothes out of pity.

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