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I often have thought it amazing
That the “In” in a club keep on hazing.
They loathed it. When through
Is this what they do? –
Out vengeful instead of out-phasing?

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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at
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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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Where once they were panting and drooling,
The bridge love of liberals is cooling.
They can’t bear the word
That they’ve always heard
Since Donald’s the big Trump that’s ruling.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

 

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I know that your life can be trying,
But you dandelions must stop your crying.
E’en though you’re now grounded,
By passing feet hounded,
The truth is that soon you’ll be flying.

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photo by Michal Zacharzewski at
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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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mmejzae

I suffered not much in the drilling;
E’en better I did with the filling.
But worst was to come –
I asked to be numb
For the pain at the time of the billing.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2017.

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p4j7ari

If Hillary wins, we will wail.
We’ll soon see our coffin’s last nail:
A sign on the first dawn
On the White House front lawn –
AMERICA NOW IS FOR SALE.


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photo by Adrian van Leen at
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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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Your choices have limits, so listen.
Take Weiner, hoist high on the mizzen.
‘Cause stick by your boss,
You’ll double your loss.
And you won’t need a hubby in prison.

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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There was a young man from the city
Who saw what he thought was a kitty.
He gave it a pat,
Said nice little cat –
And they buried his clothes out of pity.

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I once saw a case of too many
(But maybe I was just a ninny).
I knew not the facts;
I just saw the acts.
But eight seemed much more than just plenty.

Eight coppers to do the arresting
Of one who seemed quite uncontesting
Was more than enough
For any young tough.
Were donuts free there for ingesting?


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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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I just made a trip to Virginny,
And saw all the sights – there were many.
Now after the roam
I’m headed for home.
There’s no better sight – No, not any!


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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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We know that this Clinton’s a liar
As promises from her mount higher:
“Here’s what I will do
‘Cause I care for you.”
Did I mention before she’s a liar?


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