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The Weiner was kicked from the big House
But Huma still clung to the big louse.
He still has not changed
And Huma’s deranged
If Weiner’s not kicked from her small house.

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Other Weiner limericks:
https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/06/02/hes-a-weiner-by-dennis-lange/

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/06/06/when-a-weiner-is-a-loser-2-by-dennis-lange/

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/07/28/wu-and-weiner-woes-by-dennis-lange/

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/09/14/the-sweet-tweet-seat-by-dennis-lange/

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© Dennis Allen Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2016.

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How Tweet It Is!

Old fashioned
S
ocial media –
A selfie.

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Light And Shade 

A study
In geometry –
Shadows, shapes.

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Two Harvests

Golden field,
Ripe for the harvest,
And the wind.

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Tweet – photo by Miguel Saavedra at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/dJV91o/Tree+shadows+%26amp%3B+photographe

Light – photo by Scott Liddell at http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mjQryo2/Walkway+with+Columns

Harvests – photo by Johnny Berg at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mjzJrJA/Golden+Mill

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* The haiku I write are lines of 3-5-3 syllables instead of 5-7-5.

See Haiku article here for explanation, if needed: https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/08/08/haiku/

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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2015.

 

 

 

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Fewer Than 140 Characters

Tweety tweet:
I thought I taw a
Puddy tat!

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Where Are Those Cubs?

Lioness,
In tall grass, looking –
Pride and seek.

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Characters – photo by Iva Villi at http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/ook2s3c/Sleeping+lion

Cubs – photo by Stella Bogdanic at
http://www.rgbstock.com/photo/mmjIHTE/lioness+1

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* The haiku I write are lines of 3-5-3 syllables instead of 5-7-5.

See Haiku article here for explanation, if needed: https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/08/08/haiku/

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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2014.

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There once was a congressman named Wiener,
Who is now just a fading has-beener.
His seat has been taken;
Democrats forsaken;
And a Republican is declared the new weener.

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Other Wiener limericks:

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/06/02/hes-a-weiner-by-dennis-lange/

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/06/06/when-a-weiner-is-a-loser-2-by-dennis-lange/

https://thebardonthehill.wordpress.com/2011/07/28/wu-and-weiner-woes-by-dennis-lange/

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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2011.

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There once was a congressman named Weiner
Whose Twitter account should have been cleaner.
He had much to say,
And explained it away.
For coaching, he bought Clinton a deener.

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© Dennis Lange and thebardonthehill.wordpress.com, 2011.

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